I am the heir to the post of the Captain of the Universe, trapped in a repulsing mortal coil. Living on Earth is just a bore and unceasing crawl through various human “worries”, but the day of my coronation comes close and the traitors already scheme to depose me. But I won’t go down without a fight! Pew! Pew! *shoots an imaginary gun on a Pikachu plushie…eeeh, I mean a very dangerous assassin-for-hire*